When I ask you to do the dishes, when do you think I want them done?
While I am in the middle of cooking dinner?
When that video of a corgi getting stuck in a tent is over?
Right after you show me something first?
After I remind you to do them later?
After I ask you to do them for THE THIRD FREAKING TIME?
When there are dishes everywhere and a second load will now have to wait?
As soon as possible. Like, right now, or in like fifteen minutes. But pretty soon, okay? Thanks!!! You’re the best!!!